Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
this will be a night to untag.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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