Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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