what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
