Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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