I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Randomize
