There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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