U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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