i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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