Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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