My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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