no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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