i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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