i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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