Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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