I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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