i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
