I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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