I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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