I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
too bad you live with your parents still
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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