I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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