Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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