Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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