just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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