I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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