I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
