I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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