Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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