i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I love having hate sex.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
