Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize