Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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