hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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