Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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