White coat. Heels.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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