I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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