Tell her she can't have a vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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