i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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