I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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