hotel room ftw
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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