i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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