am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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