We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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