We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
nutella sex= disaster
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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