he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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