my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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