why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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