How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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