I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Randomize
