But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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