Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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