On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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