make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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