I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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