they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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