i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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