forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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