these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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