but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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